How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? - Blonde JOkes

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with
her pencil.

It’s a microwave - Blonde JOkes

A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How much is is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the
TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the
TV was. He said, "Sorry we don’t sell to blondes."
She replied, “I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I
am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it’s a microwave."

A Blonde with Earrings - Blonde JOkes

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.

A Blonde's Brain At Work - Blonde JOkes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female
boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never
know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets
some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home
to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of
the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer - Blonde JOkes

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch.

First experience horse riding - Blonde JOkes

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

The top is down - Joke

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!